May you live as long as you want, and may you never want as long as you live.
Women have only themselves to blame for all the lying men do, they ask so many questions.
The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.
Silence is not always golden some times its guilt.
Diplomacy is the art of saying " nice doggie " until you can find a rock.
Never go round with another mans wife unless you can go a round with her husband.
The freeway is where the drivers under 25 do 90 and the drivers over 90 do 25.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, quarrel with your wife and you sleep alone.
They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
There is nothing wrong in drinking like a fish as long as you drink what a fish drinks.
A bachelor is a man who has cheated some poor woman out of a divorce settlement.
Subject: Thought For The Day November 9th 2008 
Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:46 am
