Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes
A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place.
Remember when arguing with a fool; make sure that he is not doing the same thing
One that says that it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it
Birthdays are good for you; the more
you have the longer you live.
When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue
Ladies give a man enough rope and he will skip
The man who writes the banks advertisements is certainly not the same one who lends the money
You know when you are getting older when your favorite hang out spot is the nearest doctors surgery.