Ever notice how mad people get when you are laughing and their not
Its only hopeless if you walk away
Behold the turtle.
He only makes progress
when he sticks his neck out.
People that want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
There is a very fine line between **hobby** and
**mental illness**
If you have ever lent somebody $20 and never seen that person again it was probably worth it
May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
If you think that nobody cares whether your dead or alive , try missing a couple of mortgage payments