Thought For The Day November 3rd 2008

You know that you are getting older when you wont play pin the tail because when they spin you it disorients you for weeks.

Remember there is nothing so small that cannot be blown out of all proportion.

The reason that musicians like to buy the most expensive violins is because the cheap ones might be a fiddle.

For every woman who makes a fool out of a man there is a woman who makes a man out of a fool.

A diplomat is a man who sends 30 roses to a woman on her 39th birthday.

Life is full of complications even when you are born there is a string attached.

Remember all you philanderers the penalty for bigamy is two mothers in law.

You know that the interview is not going well when the boss makes a paper airplane out of your application form.

The surest way to destroy your enemies is to make them your friends.

To be a leader you need a lot of people dumb enough to follow you.