If you cant learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly
Why spend money tracing your family tree, go into politics and have your opponents do it for you
You know that you are going to have a bad day when the abortion clinic tells you that there is a nine-month waiting list
You know that you are going to have a bad day when you go to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any
Behind every successful man stands a very surprised mother in law
When it comes to qualifications its hard to beat having a father that owns the company
Why is it that women say that they have been shopping when they don't buy anything?
The only person who got all his work done by Friday is Robinson Crusoe
If you are big enough your troubles will always be smaller than you
Only trust those who stand to lose as much as you if things go wrong
Subject: Thought For The Day November 1st 2008 
Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:53 am
