Can a cross-eyed teacher control her pupils.
Even though the world is getting smaller they keep raising postal rates.
Why is it that wrong phone numbers are never busy.
Shins are there so you can find furniture in the dark.
Dancing is the perpendicular expression of horizontal desire.
Misers aren't much fun to live with but they do make wonderful ancestors.
The biggest stumbling block a man may have is the one under his hat.
A jury is twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
One thing about egotists they don't talk about anybody else.
It's not what you say in your argument it's how loudly you say it.
Subject: Thought For The Day November 7th 2008 
Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:55 am
