A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, ' Is my time up?'
God said,
'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in t he hospital and have a
face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a
tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home , she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of
the path of the car?'
God replied,
'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!'
Subject: IS MY TIME UP? 
Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:36 pm
