A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor
put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly
for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat these
same steps for 3 weeks. The next time u come
here, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor
by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded..."I'll tell you though, I
thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping!"