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saltfisher1
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PostSubject: Blonde Diet!   Blonde Diet! I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 10:14 pm

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor
put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly
for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat these
same steps for 3 weeks. The next time u come
here, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor
by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded..."I'll tell you though, I
thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping!"

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Diet!   Blonde Diet! I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 19, 2010 1:42 pm

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