saltfisher1 Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 8362 Age : 51 Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and.... Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:06 am | |
| A plane is on its way to houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy Class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to ther seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The Pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak Blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in Economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asks him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "First Class isn't going to Houston." | |
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North Star Site owner
Number of posts : 12875 Age : 60 Location : Minnesota Registration date : 2007-12-05
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richardcatdaddy Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202 Age : 62 Location : Versailles Ky Registration date : 2008-03-24
| Subject: Re: I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and.... Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:27 pm | |
| And dumber that a sacka doorknobs. | |
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Blackhawk19l Quarter-Dollar
Number of posts : 530 Age : 76 Location : Troy, AL Registration date : 2008-09-08
| Subject: Re: I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and.... Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:39 pm | |
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bountyhunter Dime
Number of posts : 147 Age : 80 Location : Colchester,Illinois Registration date : 2007-12-28
| Subject: Re: I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and.... Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:52 pm | |
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marlboro920 Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 1525 Age : 63 Location : beaverdam,wi. Registration date : 2007-12-14
| Subject: Re: I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and.... Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:33 am | |
| lmao | |
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