Most people travel for a change and a rest, only to find that the hotel takes the change and the taxi takes the rest.
Acupuncture fees are so cheap in China that it is called pin money.
Don't buy things with money that you don't have to impress people that you don't like.
An ear to the ground and a nose to the grindstone can be painful.
There is so much permissiveness in the world today that the only way to stop having sex is to get married.
Its always better to be the second husband of a widow than the first.
The next time your wife talks about plastic surgery, cut up all her credit cards.
The first lie detector was made out of the rib of a man and they have unable to improve on the model ever since.
By the time a man learns to read a woman like a book hes too old to start a library.
Before Australia became multicultural a tradition seven course meal consisted of a six pack and a pie.
Subject: Thought For The Day November 13th 2008 
Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:25 am
