GUY TALK

"I’m going fishing."
Really means: "I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand while fish swim by in complete safety."

"It’s a guy thing."
Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance of making it logical."

"We’re going to be late."
Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard."
Really means: "I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That’s interesting, dear."
Really means: "Are you still talking."

"Hey, I’ve got my reasons for what I’m doing."
Really means: "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."

"I can’t find it."
Really means: "It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless."

"I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means: "I’m lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again."

"I don’t need to read the instructions."
Really means: "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

Awwww man.Ya got to do better.

Sounds pretty accurate to me LMAOOOO!~!

LOL