Dear Mr. President

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the one's down the street who, in the good times, refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners, and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Richard Ford
Queen Creek, AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments for them?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and remind them, perhaps help them, or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts??

...and thats about the truth.

Yuppers.