> A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs
> in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6
> year old.'I think
> it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods
> his head in
> approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go
> downstairs for
> breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you
> say something
> With arse.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When
> the mother
> walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old, 'What
> he wants
> for breakfast', he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
> I'll have
> some Cheerios.'
> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles
> across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
> his
> eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear
> with
> every step. His mom locks him in his room an d shouts,
> 'You can
> stay there until I let you out! She then comes back
> downstairs,
> looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
> 'And what do
> YOU want for breakfast, young man? ' I don't know,
> he blubbers, 'but
> you can bet your fat arse it won't be Cheerios!'