Ole & Sven are on vacation in Texas and walk by a store window
with the sign, 'Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50
a pair.'
Ole says to his pal, 'Sven, look at dat! Ve could buy a whole
bunch of dese clothes, take 'em back to Iowa , sell 'em to all da
dumbYermans up dere, and make a fortune!'
Ole continues, 'Now ven ve go in dere, don't you say a vurd,
okay? Yust let me do the talkin''cause if dey hear your accent, they
might tink ve're ignorant Norvegians, and dey von't vanna sell dem
clothes to us. Now, I'll talk like I'm a Texan, so dey von't know'
Ole and Sven go in and Ole says with his best fake Texas
accent, 'Howdy, y'all. Ah'll take 50 of them there suits at five
dollahs each, 100 of them there shirts at two dollahs each, and 50
pairs of them there trousers at two-fifty each. So, Ah'll just back up
mah pickup and......'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll are a coupla
Norwegians from Minnesota, ain't you?'
'Vell . . yah,' says a surprised Ole 'How'd you know dat?'
The owner replies, 'Cause this here's a dry-cleaners.'
Subject: Get Rich Quick Scheme 
Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:09 pm
