This panda walks into a bar. He sits down at a
table. A waiter comes, and the panda orders his
food, and eats it. Then, he pulls out a gun and
blows the brains out of the waiter. Then he gets
up and is about to leave when the bartender
yells, "Hey, you just shot my waiter! Where do
you think you're going?" And the panda says, "I'm
a panda! Look it up!" So the bartender looks up
"panda" in the dictionary. It reads: "Fur-bearing
mammal, lives in Australia.
EATS CHUTES AND LEAVES."
Subject: Bar Panda. 
Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:58 am
