"Marriage is the only war that you get to sleep with the enemy".
"The only two 4 letter words that are offensive to me are dont and stop, unless they are used together".
"A tight dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting the view".
Getting married is like getting into the bath tub, after you get used to it it aint so hot".
"Her job it to bitch, mine is to give her a reason".
I am not attracted to a girlies mind . but I am attracted to what she doesnt mind".
"Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage, Marriage is the price men pay for sex".
Subject: Marvins Sayings.... 
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:51 pm
