Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota :
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights
Each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in Minnesota .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota .
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches
You might live in Minnesota .
If you know how to say...Wayzata...Mahtomedi.....Cloquet . Edina ...and Shakopee,
You might live in Minnesota .
If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You measure distance in hours,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching
You might live in Minnesota .
If You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota .
If There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Minnesota .
If Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in Minnesota .
If Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce,
You might live in Minnesota .
If "Down South" to you means Iowa ,
You might live in Minnesota .
if You know "a brat" is something you eat,
You might live in Minnesota .
If You find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota .
Subject: Jeff Foxworthy 
Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:20 pm
