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 You don't know Jack Schitt!

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ridgerunner
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PostSubject: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 01, 2010 3:41 pm
After reading this the next time someone tells you "You don't know Jack Schitt". You can prove them wrong because you'll know all about him.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet who married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt and Cow Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married his second cousin, Pisa Schitt. They await the arrival of Little Schitt.

Now you know all about Jack Schitt!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 01, 2010 6:09 pm
I do too know Jack..in fact I know him so well he gave me this.
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ridgerunner
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 01, 2010 6:17 pm
They make a tee shirt for just about anything any more don't they?
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 01, 2010 6:46 pm
Yep,an I got one.It was sorta funny you posting that,So we kmow I know Jack.
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 9:03 am
I'm sure you wouldn't be shitting us, as we're your favorite people hehehehe!~!
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 2:10 pm
Jack Schitt recently put on 100 lbs now his nick name is Big Schitt.
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 2:30 pm
Is his wife Hot Schitt? Cool
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 2:39 pm
hey...thought we were a family here ....i dont know jack schitt...but this may b a plus for me lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 8:17 pm
Hell,we thought you was realted to him . lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 03, 2010 3:49 am
naw but peg said he was ur uncle !!!
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bluegill
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 03, 2010 9:22 am
marlboro920 wrote:
naw but peg said he was ur uncle !!!

No, Scott, you got it wrong.... I told you that he was his sisters' brother.... You don't know Jack Schitt! 452618 You don't know Jack Schitt! 452618 lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 03, 2010 6:31 pm
Ohhhh thanks for clearing that up.see,he is too my UNCLE! afro
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 03, 2010 10:26 pm
One Schitt went to college..."Smitty Schitt"
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeMon Jan 04, 2010 3:57 pm
Did he go to Brown? cheers
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bluegill
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 05, 2010 9:12 am
richardcatdaddy wrote:
Ohhhh thanks for clearing that up.see,he is too my UNCLE! afro

Nope, Rick.... You better read that better!~! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You don't know Jack Schitt!   You don't know Jack Schitt! I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 05, 2010 9:14 am
richardcatdaddy wrote:
Did he go to Brown? cheers


Yessir he did...Hes one smart Schitt
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