ridgerunner Quarter-Dollar
Number of posts : 754 Age : 64 Location : Fairbury, IL Registration date : 2008-10-07
| Subject: And there we were ... Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:06 pm | |
| A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men when the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." | |
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saltfisher1 Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 8362 Age : 51 Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast Registration date : 2008-02-05
| Subject: Re: And there we were ... Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:23 pm | |
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bluegill Asst Admin
Number of posts : 6146 Age : 56 Location : Northwest Ohio Registration date : 2007-12-08
| Subject: Re: And there we were ... Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:58 am | |
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richardcatdaddy Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202 Age : 62 Location : Versailles Ky Registration date : 2008-03-24
| Subject: Re: And there we were ... Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:19 pm | |
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