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> TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
>
> 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
> was God and I didn't.
> 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
> 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
> 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
> 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (what about the wine?)
> 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing
> 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
> 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
> 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between sleep and being awake
> 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
> 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
> 18.. Procrastinate Now!
> 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
> 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
> 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
> 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
> 24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. ; ;
> 25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
> times the memory.
> 26..Ham and eggs.A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig.
> 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
> 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
> 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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Subject: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 
Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:23 am
