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saltfisher1
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Number of posts : 8362
Age : 52
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
 |  Subject: Crisco!  Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:44 pm | |
| A little old guy is
walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,
Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished.
'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public.'
' I see,' said the clerk.
'What do you call her at home?'
'Lard ass.' | |
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Deerslayer
Dime
Number of posts : 158
Age : 62
Location : Arkansas
Registration date : 2007-12-13
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:35 pm | |
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ridgerunner
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Number of posts : 754
Age : 65
Location : Fairbury, IL
Registration date : 2008-10-07
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:47 pm | |
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T.C.
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Number of posts : 1818
Age : 64
Location : North Carolina
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:12 pm | |
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bluegill
Asst Admin
Number of posts : 6146
Age : 56
Location : Northwest Ohio
Registration date : 2007-12-08
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:28 am | |
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richardcatdaddy
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Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:10 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
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Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:10 pm | |
| Wasnt that a Santana song?Crisco kid,was a friend of mine.  | |
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saltfisher1
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Number of posts : 8362
Age : 52
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:18 pm | |
| I think youre right.  | |
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papa
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Number of posts : 2520
Age : 79
Location : Illinois
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:29 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:43 pm | |
| I get one sometimes. | |
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themaninblack
Dime
Number of posts : 104
Age : 72
Location : iowa
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:28 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Crisco! Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:55 pm | |
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