Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy'

If we had a chance to do our life over, we'd be cop reporters in the Panhandle.

Honest.

Just so we could write about a woman with 'Keith' on her crotch and cocaine in her 'coochy.'

Yeah, we're blogging about Niceville again.


Police pulled Rahkia Marie Anderson, 18, of Fort Walton Beach, over when they noticed that she didn't have tag lights on her 1987 Chevrolet truck, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

She told the officer she knew one of her passengers had marijuana on him because she had smoked with him earlier.

The officer found a cut green straw in Anderson's purse -- the kind that could be used to snort coke.

Anderson -- Miss Honesty -- 'fessed up.

She told the officer the straw wouldn't test positive for cocaine, but it would for Xanax. So the police busted her for possession of drug paraphernalia.

Her arrest report noted she had some interesting tattoos.

A butterfly on her left ear, five stars on her left hand and "Keith" on her crotch area.

While Anderson was in the Niceville Police Department holding cell, she was overheard talking to one of the passengers who had been in her truck.

She told the passenger that she "had cocaine" in her "coochy," the report said.

When officers questioned her about her statement, Anderson removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear.

Sure enough, the white powdery substance tested positive for cocaine.

Anderson 'fessed up some more and said her intention was to sell the drug.

Better check that next batch of coke. You don't know where it's been.

Photo: Rahkia Marie Anderson, Northwest Florida Daily News

I stopped in at the Niceville exit off of I-10 for a whataburger on the way home yesterday...I think I saw her sister there behind the Hooters bar...lol.