BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very
attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburnt, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.
I was shocked!!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives….Twice.