ridgerunner
Quarter-Dollar
Number of posts : 754
Age : 64
Location : Fairbury, IL
Registration date : 2008-10-07
 |  Subject: redneck in the city  Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:21 pm | |
| A redneck family is visiting a big city for the first time.
The father and son are in the hotel lobby when they spot an elevator.
“What’s that, Paw?” the boy asked.
“I ain’t never did see nothin’ like that in my life,” replied the father.
Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cane, waits for the doors to open, and gets in.
The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.
They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty blonde.
The father looks at his son and says, “Go get your Maw!” | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 62
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: redneck in the city Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:47 pm | |
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saltfisher1
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 8362
Age : 51
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: redneck in the city Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:00 am | |
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