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T.C.
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 1818
Age : 64
Location : North Carolina
Registration date : 2007-12-07
 |  Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes.....  Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:14 am | |
| What did Michael Jackson die from?
A: Acute little boy. ”
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand. | |
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saltfisher1
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 8362
Age : 52
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:24 pm | |
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themaninblack
Dime
Number of posts : 104
Age : 72
Location : iowa
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:42 pm | |
| you have to much time on your hands tess | |
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bluegill
Asst Admin
Number of posts : 6146
Age : 56
Location : Northwest Ohio
Registration date : 2007-12-08
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:14 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| Michael Jackson was creamated...and turned into Lego blocks.Now the kids can play with him. | |
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T.C.
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 1818
Age : 64
Location : North Carolina
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:43 pm | |
| - richardcatdaddy wrote:
- Michael Jackson was creamated...and turned into Lego blocks.Now the kids can play with him.
LOL | |
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North Star
Site owner
Number of posts : 12875
Age : 60
Location : Minnesota
Registration date : 2007-12-05
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:56 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| It aint my fault he more plastic in him than a corvette.  | |
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saltfisher1
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Number of posts : 8362
Age : 52
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:45 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
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| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:37 pm | |
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T.C.
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 1818
Age : 64
Location : North Carolina
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:52 pm | |
| What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my ( son!! ) | |
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T.C.
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 1818
Age : 64
Location : North Carolina
Registration date : 2007-12-07
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:55 pm | |
| Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! | |
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saltfisher1
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 8362
Age : 52
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:03 pm | |
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richardcatdaddy
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 2202
Age : 63
Location : Versailles Ky
Registration date : 2008-03-24
| | Subject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..... Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:52 pm | |
| Now thats funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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