Feeling Unappreciated Lately?*
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Things Got Ya Down? ** Well Then, Consider These .. *
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with
the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,
and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
struck 11:00 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum
cleaner.*
Still Having a Bad Day????*
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.*
Still think you are having a Bad Day????*
Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in
a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up
to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.*
Are Ya OK Now? - No?* *
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
helpless protesters were trampled to death.**
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????*
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!*
There now, Feeling Better, Are We ?*
Subject: Feeling Unappreciated Lately?* 
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:25 pm
kinda makes ya think about people and thins don't it. 
