An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond.
The Amishman shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen."
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s--- (Made dodo) in it.")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak
in English."
The Amishman says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."