Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died of cancer.
Judy married Bob and they had 7 children. Bob was killed in a car accident.
Judy married John and they had 5 children.
Judy finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and softly asked her friend Margaret:
"Do you think the preacher means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs, Ethel."