Don't mess with seniors

> Two businessmen in were sitting down for a break in their
> soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready,
> with
> only a few shelves set up.
>
> One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
> is going to
> walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
> selling.'
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
> enough, a curious old senior walked to the window, had a
> peek, and in a soft accent asked 'What are you
> sellin' here?'
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're
> selling butt-holes.'
>
> Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,
> 'You're doing well.
> Only two left.'
>
> Seniors - God bless them - don't mess with them

Them old folks will get ya everytime.