The Harley Man And God.

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice.


The Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind.'


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish
that, I and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when s he gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
Woman truly happy.'


The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Aint that the dang truth.

Yup, that about says it all