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PostSubject: Smart Little Girl.   Smart Little Girl. I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 07, 2008 9:20 am

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said To the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s$%t?
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PostSubject: Re: Smart Little Girl.   Smart Little Girl. I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 07, 2008 9:23 am

LMBO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Smart Little Girl.   Smart Little Girl. I_icon_minitimeWed Oct 08, 2008 7:27 pm

Smart a$$ kid more like it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Smart Little Girl.   Smart Little Girl. I_icon_minitimeSun Oct 12, 2008 9:16 pm

Good One cheers lol! lol! lol!
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