A Young Pastor was called to preach at Fairly large Church.
So Sunday Morning He got up to start his Sermon,
He Announced that his Sermon was going to be a little different that he normally did.
"When I Say A Word, Think and Sing The Hymn That Goes With It!"
Everybody thought it would be something to try 1 verse at a time.
So the Pastor said, "GRACE!"
They started singing Amazing Grace.
He then he said "POWER!"
They sang Power In The Blood.
He said a few more, The Church Loved this so far.
Then, The Pastor yelled,,,,SEX!
The Church Grew Quiet, Scared to death, Did not know what to think,,,,,
And in the back of the Church, An 87 yr, old Widow Lady started to sing,,,,,
"Precious Memories!"
When she finished, An 91 yr.old Widower replied,,,,
"Shall We Gather At The River!"
They Were Married a few months later!
Subject: The New Pastors Sermon 
Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:50 pm
