A few short ones

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!




Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?

A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!




Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

A:About 45 pounds!!

Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?

A:About 45 minutes !!





How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil




WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!




What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.




Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.




Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"




Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide




Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the hell out of the dog.



What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A Golden Retriever.




Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

A Monkey eating cherries.