Catholic Gasoline

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home

health agency, was out making her rounds

visiting homebound patients when she ran

out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon

gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas

can and buy some gas. The attendant told

her that the only gas can he owned had been

loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.



Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see

a patient, she decided not to wait and walked

back to her car. She looked for something in

her car that she could fill with gas and spotted

the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried

the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline,

and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two

Baptists watched from across the street. One

of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic'.