Blackhawk19l
Quarter-Dollar
Number of posts : 530
Age : 76
Location : Troy, AL
Registration date : 2008-09-08
 |  Subject: Southern Security System  Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:07 pm | |
| How To Install A Security System In The South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
"Cooter" | |
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saltfisher1
Half-Dollar
Number of posts : 8362
Age : 51
Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
Registration date : 2008-02-05
| | Subject: Re: Southern Security System Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:09 am | |
| Thatll work!!!  | |
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