saltfisher1
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 |  Subject: Clyde Who Died  Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:11 am | |
| Clyde died in a fire, his upper body was burnt pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke were sent for. Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Clem looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said, "No, it ain't Clyde."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Zeke said, "Well, Clyde had two buttholes."
"What? He had two buttholes?" Said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say "Here comes Clyde with them two buttholes!"
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North Star
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T.C.
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Blackhawk19l
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richardcatdaddy
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