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saltfisher1
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Location : Alabama/Florida Gulf coast
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PostSubject: Hit the Rabbit   Hit the Rabbit I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 14, 2008 2:25 pm

A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped out in front of the car and was hit.

The driver was a sensitive man and an animal lover. He pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.

A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road. She pulled over, stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life. It jumped up and waved its paw at the two humans, and then hopped down the road.

Fifty feet away, the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two humans again, and again hopped down the road. After another 50 feet, the rabbit turned and waved, and hopped another 50 feet.

The rabbit continued this pattern until out of sight.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the blonde woman's spray can.

He ran over to her and demanded, "What is in your spray can ? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:- "Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. ----- Adds Permanent Wave.
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richardcatdaddy
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PostSubject: Re: Hit the Rabbit   Hit the Rabbit I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 14, 2008 7:39 pm

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Blackhawk19l
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Location : Troy, AL
Registration date : 2008-09-08

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PostSubject: Re: Hit the Rabbit   Hit the Rabbit I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 14, 2008 8:28 pm

Boy did I fall for that one lol! lol!
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