Redneck Question of the Day!!!

Redneck Engineering Questions of the Day

Q.) How much does a house weigh and

How much can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???








SO! WOULD
THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???

LMAO Well Dig In A Basement Let The Water Flow Threw And Fish When You Want Looks Good To Me, Man I Bet He Got Fired.

I'm suprised every window in it didnt break or atleast crack.

How much can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???
Not quite that much!!!!

Well lets see,most rural bridges are restricted to about 30,000 lbs or 15 tons.Ya gotta figure tha house at about 60,000 or 30 tons.So ya dont have to work for NASA to know THAT AINT GONNA WORK!!!!!

Looks like the movers had bee bee brains They probably had dingle dangles hanging from the rear view mirror for distractions and were talking on a cell phone and in addition did not do their homework.

If you ever met some of those guys, you wouldnt be suprised"

Well cut out the middle and have the fanciest covered bridge around.

Could Make It A Drive Threw.

Make it a "Beverage Barn on the Bridge"

Back to the drawing board EARL. Doesn't look like it hurt the house any though. I'd like to see the operation that is going to get that house out of there.

Jim