As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will
increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would
have to increase by about 10%. Since we cannot increase our prices right now
due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our
employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are
family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this
problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
Subject: A letter from the BOSS. 
Sun May 17, 2009 5:41 pm
