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PostSubject: We Love Peanuts   We Love Peanuts I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 23, 2008 3:52 pm

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
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PostSubject: Re: We Love Peanuts   We Love Peanuts I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 23, 2008 7:18 pm

Crrraaaaaapppppppppppp!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: We Love Peanuts   We Love Peanuts I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 01, 2009 12:13 pm

Oh My affraid lol! affraid lol! affraid lol!
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PostSubject: Re: We Love Peanuts   We Love Peanuts I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 01, 2009 1:26 pm

See,them seniors is SNEAKY!Plus I like cashews better,no chocolate.
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PostSubject: Re: We Love Peanuts   We Love Peanuts I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 01, 2009 1:31 pm

OMG!~! EEEWWWWWWWW!~! affraid
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