Thought For The Day November 12th 2008

Don't drink and drive as you may hit a bump and spill it.

The only difference between an Australian Wedding and an Australian funeral is one less drunk.

God gave us two ends, one to think with and one to sit on. Our success depends on which one we use the most.

If you cant learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place.

Wise men learn much from fools, wise guys don't.

Its not what you say in your argument it is how loud you say it.

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.

Why doesn't anybody say that its only a pigeon race when they are winning.

For those that don't know a tooth fairy is not a gay dentist.