Those that live by the sword usually get shot by those that don't.
Everybody has a photographic memory, the only trouble is some don't have any film.
Jealousy is the friendship one woman shares with another.
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
The M.C is the bloke who introduces people who don't need an introduction.
Most actors are all ham and ego.
Some husbands come in handy round the house, others come in unexpectedly.
Hollywood is the only place where the brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
A bird in the hand is useless when you have to blow your nose.
The only catch in telling a good story, is that it usually reminds the other bloke of a bad one.
Subject: Thought For The Day November 5th 2008 
Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:05 am
