Thought For The Day October 29th 2008

The two major causes of marriage break up are men and women.

The art of medicine consists of humoring the patient while nature cures the disease.

Remember education is what you get when you read the fine print experience is what you get from not reading it.

Know that its going to be a bad day when you walk to work and find that your dress is tucked into the back of your pantyhose.

You know that it is going to be a bad day when you awake to find the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

You know that you are going to have a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You know that you are going to have a bad day when you call your answering service and they tell you to mind your own business.

You know that you are going to have a bad day when your wife says good morning George and your name is Bill.

Know that it is going to be a bad day when you wake up face down on the pavement.

You know that you are going to have a bad day when your tax refund check bounces.

I like those!!!