Thought For The Day October 23rd 2008

You should not confuse your career with your life.

You go to a Psychiatrist when you feel slightly cracked and keep going until you are completely broke.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well.

Every one has a photographic memory, only some don't have film.

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them have died.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes when they fill out a job application.

Light travels faster than sound, that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When ever a baby is born it shows that god has not given up hope with this world.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip Edit Text.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

To handle yourself, use your head, to handle others, use your heart

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry

A man's reach should exceed his grasp.